Hamlet's love of life
Yo, I wuz born in da south side of da British in 1772. My dad Daniel Rutherford, handed me ova to my uncle from da west side, chemist Antoine Laurent in 1776 who decided I should be an elemental gas. I sometime make bomb music. I am not black and not white, I’m colourless, I use Speed Stick so I stay odourless and non-toxic. My homiez in da East Side say I have a sick*ss taste but I’m tasteless. Sometimes da thugs want to put da heat on me, so they put up da heat to –210.01 C.