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If It Has Wheels, I Seem To Crash It. Most people in their lifetime have wrecked a car, fell off their bicycle, or even ate dirt riding a motorcycle. If it has wheels, I can wreck it. I don’t know if I’m just accident prone, or an accident waiting to happen. Throughout my life, I’ve wrecked numerous trucks, motorcycles, quads, and even totaled a bicycle. First, let me tell you about a few of my trucks I’ve wrecked. My first wreck was in my parents’ jeep. I was on my way to California, a road trip you could say, with a few friends. It was snowing really bad, and the roads were getting slick, so we decided to stop for the night. I was getting bored, and decided to go for a drive. I started back up the hill, and decided to see how far the next town was. The next thing I realized, I was sliding towards the edge of the road. You can probably guess what happened next, yep, I went off the edge, slid down the hill about forty feet, and hit a tree. That was my first of many wrecks to come. My second wreck I want to tell you about wasn’t so bad. This time I was in my 77 Chevy truck. It was a pretty big truck, having a six-inch lift with 33-inch tires. In other words, it was difficult to see things below you.