I am a huge pimp
To all of my fellooooooow collegues: I have one thing to say. ... I am a huge pimp. I am such a huge pimp that I have to write pimp on my hand 50000000 times for it to even get from one side of my hand to another. And I tell you, you dont want this hand to come across your face. ... I could pimp slap you all the way into next week because the size of the penis is bigger than yours.