That Darn Dog
... Every so often a certain dog in my neighborhood decides to start barking. ... Sometimes this dog barks so loudly it seems as though it has just won First Prize in a Kibbles and Bits contest. This dog is like a tornado siren, just when you think he’s going to stop he starts up again. The constant loud barking might go unnoticed during the day, but once he starts at night, the dog is asking for trouble. ... Who could sleep with a dog barking wildly throughout the night?