Why I should receive the Highest Grade in Class
Why I Should Receive the Highest Grade in Class After much thought, I’ve come to the conclusion that I should receive the highest grade in my class. Why? That’s obvious; because I am the oldest student, and person, in the ENC trailer! ... Sure, I could argue I’m worthy of an “A” because I aced each essay so far, but that is not what this paper is about. ... They receive discounted coffee at McDonalds, 15% off their bill at IHOP, and even rent-controlled housing. So why, then, don’t we afford this same preferential treatment to our older “campus society” members?