Warped Nursery RhymesJack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun stupid jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb; her father shot it dead, now it goes to school with her between two hunks of bread. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn, it had not been the spider that crept up beside her but little boy blue and his horn. ... Hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock, the little dog laughed to see such fun then died of electric shock. ... Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.