Out on the Slopes
... I spin a 360 I won’t go invert I’m such a chicken I got beat by a skirt My crazybanana’s Best board on the hill I pray on this run That I don’t take a spill The board be one of a kind Made it just for me Aw ya bitch I pulled a 363 I sit in the lodge And look for a babe Cause today is a day I wanna get laid Now I’m back on the slopes Only now I’m on skis Don’t worry I’m ok I got awesome knees Now when I hit the jump I feel so free While I’m on skis No one can beat me (or) I can be beat by nobody There’s only one problem I’m here all alone All of my friends Had to stay at home I’ll get them a gift And make them feel bad Next time they wont Leave me out here so sad.