All Liars Except the Friars
All Liars Except the Friars Greetings all my traveling friends Now sit back till my story ends As you all should know Hubert is the name And for tonight to tell a tale is the game Many people try to manipulate the system So many that you can’t even list them This even includes men of the law Which gets me to the best moral of all Which is what you do to many Shall come back to you in plenty Now let’s not waste another blink Just poor me one last drink This tale is of a judge named Ben Who didn’t care if he would sin A big man dressed in marvelous fur Of the best make all his clothes were Long gray hair and a long graybeard With big blue eyes and big fat ears Greed captured this man’s heart He went after money like a dart Although Ben had a law degree He would release men for a small fee Some could not afford to pay But still served the judge another way These included men stuck at the bar And the women who took it pretty far Ben appointed them as spies And didn’t care if they told several lies They brought in the wealthy men Even if they were free from sin One day this man was brought front and center Not knowing he actually was a sinner Big man with lots of wealth this Dan Rich but also new to this land Brought in to meet with the judge But his pocket would not budge Getting mad Ben started to bow The past of this man he did not know Dan had a secret in his hand Not knowing it would later bury him in the sand For this man was also a judge of the city Like Ben he loved money with no pity These two not knowing what to do They became one when actually two Taking the last of the town’s money as a team You would think to the judges would be a dream Both wishing that their riches were higher The town had no more money for their desire The only way for either to become the richest around They would have to place the other in the ground Ben was to make Dan’s bread his task For it to be his partner’s last Once Ben made sure his friend was fed Before you knew it old Dan was dead Then Ben overjoyed claiming his riches Not aware he would soon also be in the ditches Prior to Judge Dan’s passing away The murder of Ben came by pay With all the money and riches to no owner It would not go to just one loner For the entire town would be to gain For these two judges being slain Now as my story ends I hope you enjoyed it my friends Now before we go in for the night Let me remind you of this story’s light The moral of this story is extremely great When thought about it, it is also fate That if you do bad things to several Later you will be meeting with the Devil Why do those important men seem to be liars?