satirical essay
FAT AND LAZY CRASH COURSE Everyone I know would much rather be working hard, than sitting around and being lazy. Yeah right! Most people I know would agree with me in saying that sitting in a comfortable recliner eating massive amounts of junk food and watching a one of those idiotic sitcom’s on NBC would be much more entertaining. Let’s face it, no matter how cool your job is or how much you enjoy reading and writing essays, I can almost guarantee that you’d rather just be lazy. Being lazy also leads to being overweight. Sure, lots of people think being overweight is gross, nasty, ugly, and disgusting, but none of those people ever had the opportunity to be fat. In fact, they’re down right jealous of those who don’t need belts to hold up their pants because of their extra body parts. Being fat and lazy is completely underrated. I think, eventually, fat and lazy will be the way all humans will live instead of just an alternative lifestyle like it is today. When everyone finally realizes how much more fun, relaxing, and enjoyable it is to live this kind of unstressful, soothing kind of life, they will start changing their ways.