Blue Moon
Picture a cool summer night cruising with your friends, the wind whipping off your butt cheeks as you speed past multiple cars. Mooning someone may seem like a simple task, but it is an art form that takes great skill and practice. Why, who, and where are three of the questions that must be answered in order to achieve the ideal atmosphere needed to properly moon someone. The first step to mastering this art is to decide why you want to moon someone. Many people choose to moon others out of pure enjoyment. The roaring laughter and hilarity of exposing your rump to an unsuspecting victim is a great source of entertainment. Some people moon others to simply to piss them off, but this generally only happens to grouchy older people who hate “stupid kids”, and to jealous boyfriends. I often moon people after being tailgated to infuriate them and get revenge for them tailgating me. However, everyone h
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Approximate Word count = 612
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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